If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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