Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
