I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
