do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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