ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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