Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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