I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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