Sponge bath it is.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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