Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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