found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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