If i come over, it means nothing
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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