Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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