I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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