I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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