Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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