That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im holly from the hills drunk
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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