is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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