My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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