i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ugly people sure do ruin things
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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