We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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