those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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