have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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