can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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