okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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