Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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