His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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