will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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