only you would photoshop your dick
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
