I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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