Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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