I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Even my vagina gasped.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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