your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just cut my nipple shaving
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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