Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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