I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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