Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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