FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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