I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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