You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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