I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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