But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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