we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm bleeding and have questions
How naked do you want me to be?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
