I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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