You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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