come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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