so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
