I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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