i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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