CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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