can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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