he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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