if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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