Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
