Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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