He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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