Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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