There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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